Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Guamanian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat biscuits a stale biscuit stale bread a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos

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