Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Grenadian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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