Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Grenadian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mushy peas stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice cat biscuits over-cooked pasta canned prunes a stale biscuit stale bread a wedge of blue cheese

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