Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Grenadian spy singing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

... a national anthem nursery rhymes Ariana Grande Will Smith hip-hop Lady Gaga Despacito Lewis Capaldi Ellie Goulding Stormzy

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