Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Greenlandic spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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