Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Greenlandic spy throwing …

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a box of dead mice canned prunes stinky tofu stale bread mouldy potatoes Brussels sprouts over-cooked pasta mushy peas yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese

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