Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Greek spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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