Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Greek spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese a stale biscuit canned prunes a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice cat biscuits

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