Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Gibraltarian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

stale bread mushy peas over-cooked pasta stinky tofu Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes cat biscuits a stale biscuit canned prunes turkey twizzlers

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