Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Ghanaian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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