Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Ghanaian spy throwing …

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soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers canned prunes the last Rolo stinky tofu mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish cat biscuits

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