Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a German spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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