Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a German spy throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta mushy peas yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers the last Rolo Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese stale bread

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