Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Georgian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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