Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Georgian spy being chased by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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