Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Georgian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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