Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Georgian spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas stale bread turkey twizzlers cat biscuits

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