Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Georgian spy throwing …

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a stale biscuit canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce yesterday's fish stinky tofu cat biscuits mushy peas stale bread Brussels sprouts

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