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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Georgian
spy
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wedge of blue cheese
a box of dead mice
a stale biscuit
yesterday's fish
mushy peas
over-cooked pasta
cat biscuits
stinky tofu
mouldy potatoes
stale bread
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