Sorry I'm late today

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The train delay

My train was delayed by a Gambian spy being chased by

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
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