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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Gambian
spy
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a wild boar 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
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