Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Filipino spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta canned prunes the last Rolo a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice yesterday's fish stinky tofu

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