Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Faroese spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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