Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Faroese spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo a box of dead mice cat biscuits stale bread soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos stinky tofu

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