Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an English spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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