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The train delay
My train was delayed by
an English
spy
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stinky tofu
a stale biscuit
cat biscuits
stale bread
yesterday's fish
a wedge of blue cheese
Brussels sprouts
canned prunes
soggy lettuce
mushy peas
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