Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an English spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce a box of dead mice yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos a stale biscuit canned prunes turkey twizzlers stinky tofu

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