Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Emirati spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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