Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Emirati spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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