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The train delay
My train was delayed by
an Emirati
spy
throwing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soggy lettuce
over-cooked pasta
stale bread
mushy peas
cat biscuits
Brussels sprouts
a box of dead mice
yesterday's fish
a wedge of blue cheese
stinky tofu
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