Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Emirati spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

soggy lettuce the last Rolo a box of dead mice a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes turkey twizzlers cat biscuits mouldy potatoes

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