Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Egyptian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu cat biscuits mushy peas canned prunes mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit stale bread a plate of soggy nachos

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