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The train delay

My train was delayed by an Ecuadorean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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