Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Ecuadorean spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce the last Rolo a stale biscuit turkey twizzlers canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice

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