Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an East Timorese spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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