Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an East Timorese spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes the last Rolo a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers canned prunes mushy peas a stale biscuit cat biscuits stale bread

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