Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Dutch spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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