Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Dominican spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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