Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Dominican spy throwing …

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stinky tofu Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos

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