Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Danish spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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