Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Danish spy throwing …

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soggy lettuce mushy peas Brussels sprouts turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice stinky tofu over-cooked pasta the last Rolo mouldy potatoes

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