Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Czech spy throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos stale bread turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit yesterday's fish stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce Brussels sprouts

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