Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cypriot spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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