Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cypriot spy throwing …

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a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice canned prunes turkey twizzlers the last Rolo stinky tofu soggy lettuce

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