Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cypriot spy singing …

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Lady Gaga Eminem Rammstein Ed Sheeran Katy Perry Will Smith hip-hop Ariana Grande Lewis Capaldi ... a national anthem

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