Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cymro spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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