Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cymro spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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