Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cymro spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes stale bread turkey twizzlers canned prunes a stale biscuit soggy lettuce stinky tofu over-cooked pasta mushy peas

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