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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Cymro
spy
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
stale bread
stinky tofu
a plate of soggy nachos
a box of dead mice
Brussels sprouts
over-cooked pasta
a wedge of blue cheese
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
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