Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cymro spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts the last Rolo a stale biscuit stinky tofu cat biscuits a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos stale bread canned prunes

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