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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Cymraes
spy
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
soggy lettuce
mushy peas
the last Rolo
a box of dead mice
turkey twizzlers
a stale biscuit
stale bread
cat biscuits
a plate of soggy nachos
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