Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cuban spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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