Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Angolan spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas mouldy potatoes stinky tofu turkey twizzlers canned prunes stale bread Brussels sprouts

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