Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Costa Rican spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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