Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Costa Rican spy throwing …

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turkey twizzlers canned prunes over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish stale bread cat biscuits soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes mushy peas

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