Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Costa Rican spy singing …

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90s theme tunes Ellie Goulding ... a national anthem the Spice Girls Will Smith Ed Sheeran songs of praise Katy Perry Despacito Taylor Swift

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