Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cook Islander spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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