Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Cook Islander spy throwing …

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turkey twizzlers the last Rolo cat biscuits a box of dead mice canned prunes mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish

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