Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Chilean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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