Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Chilean spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes cat biscuits mushy peas over-cooked pasta stinky tofu a stale biscuit the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese

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