Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Chilean spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

stinky tofu a stale biscuit the last Rolo turkey twizzlers cat biscuits soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice

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