Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Andorran spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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